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Mother's Driver's License


Mother's Driver's License 

 
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy", the little girl asks, "How old are you?
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age", the mother replied. "It's not polite.

 
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?
"Now really", the mother says, "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?
 
"That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her", the little girl says to her friend. 
"Well,' says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. 
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are. You are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 
"How in Heaven's name did you find that out??

"And" the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you
and daddy got a divo
rce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks, "Why is that??"

"Because you got an F in sex."

Drug Smugglers Busted

The most incredible and crazy places where smugglers tried to transport drugs. And while they lack decency and respect for the law, when it comes to hiding drugs, they do not lack in imagination...
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This German drugs smuggler used his needlework skills to turn his bermuda shorts into a multi-pocketed coke carrier. He was arrested at El Prat de Llobregat airport near Barcelona with a weighty 6.6 kilograms of cocaine.

World's Most Famous and Beautiful Peaks


Bizarrely Predicted By Animals


It’s a well known fact that the senses of animals are much sharper and wider in range than our own. Anyone who has ever owned a pet may have observed the amazing abilities of animals to seemingly become aware of things outside our own perception.
Accounts from natural disaster victims seem to show that critters big and small become aware of impending events long before we do. Humans have tapped into these animal instincts in a variety of ways, based both on scientific validity and good old superstition.
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The Presidential Election
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Squirrels love nuts. But when it comes to choosing nuts placed in front of presidential candidates, one pet squirrel had a preference as to whose nuts he preferred. Gnocchi, the rodent savant of Charleston, South Carolina, correctly predicted the results of the 2008 election: Obama for the win. Unfortunately, when the local media covered the 2012 election and pegged Gnocchi’s choice for Republican Mitt Romney, the squirrel’s ability to foretell the future seemed to be cut short.



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बंता: मैंने क्या गलती की, जो तूने मुझे मारा?



संता: हम इतने वेल्ले भी नहीं कि तेरी गलती करने का इंतजार करें....

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